Saturday, January 30, 2010

Thanks!

Thanks
        For guiding me into the rigmarole of finance
        For helping me understand numbers better, linguistically and figuratively!
        For being the first alcohol connoisseur I've known ('ave learnt a lot, mate)
        For showing me how to get what is wanted, not matter what the odds
        For those extended breaks and endless rants
        For sharing countless nibbles and tidbits
        For boosting my morale during those lows
        For shaping each day into something worthy
        For teaching me a thing or two about self control
        For helping me uncover cupid, turning me stupid!?
        For trying out my pointless programs and scripts
        For your patience, wit and frankness
        For just being my friend. Period.
Be happy wherever you go buddy.  Or rather to quote Richard Bach in Illusions "No, I take that back. I wish, dear lonely messiah, that you find whatever it is that you want to find"


"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life.
Rarely do members of one family grow under the same roof."

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Daaru ---- Vanii!!


1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...bhai !!! 







2. You know i am not drunk... 







3. Gaadi mein Chalaunga... 







5. Tu bura mat maann bhai... 







6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu... 







7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar.... 







8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai?? 







9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai... 







10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu... 







11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee... 







12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...lovely waala !!! 







13. Baap ko mat Sikhao… 







14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya... 







15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna... 





16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ??? 







17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu.. 







18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska... 







19. Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko… 







20. Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai… 







21. chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!! 







22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai... abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun… 









and the best one... 









23. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai 







And Finally... 





Salla... aaj se daru band...............!!! 



Source: Not Known.

But Hats off to the person who compiled all the emotions into words!!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Life as I see it

Three friends, whom I have known since quite a bit of time, are now sleeping with the fishes, so as to say.
All deceased in three completely unrelated accidents.
Apart from drenching me in despair and creating anathema in me towards the Public Administration system in charge of the roads, it has set me off on an intense train of thought. 

What is my life, but a speck of dust in this universe?

What do I hope to live and achieve?
What does my life mean to the world?
Plenty like me die every day and still many come into this world.
What is the objective of this birth?


No, I amn't quoting from The Gita...


The purpose of life as I see it can be broadly split into two windows, the two overlapping often.
One is survival and the other is reproduction.
As I started thinking on these lines, I realized that many of our instincts, actions and emotions are tied firmly to the two.

We feel pain when we are injured or sick. This discomfort or pain helps us realize that it may hamper our survival and help us rectify the cause. 
However the average lifetime of a human is 60 years, because the reproductive systems would have been degenerated completely by that time and we would not be able to reproduce.
So, indirectly Nature has no use for us after we are past our sexual prime.

Even love/sexual feelings are maximum during the period where chances of reproduction are highest.
Attraction towards the opposite gender peaks during the age of 18-35, when the hormones manifest themselves and the odds of bearing an offspring are positive.
The joy that it is obtained during fornication induces the person to obtain that satisfaction again and again, increasing the probability of reproduction.

Coincidence? Maybe not!

On a different note, the unconditional and protective love shown by a parent on a child is caused by a desire to propagate their progeny, perhaps more than anything else.
We seek to live in groups, when we think it helps in our survival. And we would fight, when our existence is threatened.
The whole brouhaha behind higher education and earning more money and so on is to land with a good and compatible partner, so that the best possible offspring could be obtained.
The first half of our life focuses on finding the best available partner and the next half deals with making our offspring ready for the same process.
So on, most functions we perform (excluding some inexplicable perversions!) would be to help with survival or reproduction or both.
Some feelings such as hunger, lust, greed have been built into us for specific reasons.

On a broader scale, human life could have been so simpler, with just two primary functions.
But the world is now such a quagmire of emotions, complications and contraptions.
We are messing up our planet in hopes of finding a better place to live, only destroying the present en route.
The feelings are going out of control and hurting others.

But not to worry. Nature has a self-cleaning mechanism every few millennia, obviating any damage done to earth and providing an opportunity to start afresh.
A holistic and subtle understanding of the purpose we are alive, would perhaps help streamline our goals better.
And in the process, we can probably squeeze in a few more seconds, delaying the inevitable apocalypse a teeny-weeny bit.

To quote Pink Floyd

 "All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall."


Note: The author loves and values his parents & friends very much. The sarcastic and detached views expressed here are the result of extreme emotional distress and are of course, not permanent.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Questions w/o Answers ???

Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions
…. 
Swami Vivekananda 


But


It helps u to forget the entire question!!
….
Vijay Mallya



The above two quotes vividly depicts my transition from 2009 to 2010. 
Happy New Year Guys!!! Have a rocking year ahead!!!

Adieu ;-)

Friday, January 1, 2010

New Year's Eve

The last day of the year has special aura attached to it. Everything at office is just so calm and serene. There are cakes and chocolates being distributed. People are busy jotting down their New Year’s resolutions. Even I have my entire evening planned. Just arbitrarily thinking how life has changed in last one year, random thoughts about last New Year’s Eve struck me. So, here, I try to pen down the memories of the various New Year’s Eve in last five years.

2004: With a clan of colony friends. Went partying at some stupid place. Don’t even remember the name of the place. The music was bad, the crowd wasn’t good and the food was pathetic.

2005: Night out with group of school friends. Went to a private party at sum club. The night literally rocked.

2006: Four idiots went to Himalayas. Stayed there for 7 days. Drank from dusk to dawn. Did ice-skating. Slept for long hours. Seriously, a nice, long rejuvenating trip.

2007: Went to a disc. Had beer and danced. Got a long smooch at the stroke of midnight. But kept on thinking what my other mates were up to.

2008: With family. Had a huge blueberry cheesecake. And loads of chocolate ice-cream. Was glad to be surrounded by people who cared for me.

2009: Living in this city of strangers, away from home and friends. Planning to go for a private pool side party at some hotel. Hope the night turns out good and happening.

New Year’s Eve is all about being with friends and family. Try spending it with people who care for you.


Adieu :)